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Subject:uh uh uh uh....juicy....
Time:04:16 pm
Current Mood:predatory
So my current song of the week is by better than ezra and I think its called Juicy- but you should all check it out. Amazingly delicious. Oh, that and this song called Jerk it out- by the Caesars. You can't NOT dance to it. FABULOUS!

So here are some new updates: I'm hanging out with two guys- one is SO hot, I dont really know why he likes me- but nonetheless- he is learning to salsa, has blue eyes, and is super sexy. (downfall: Super big flirt- might only be into me because I salsa and am the teacher- hes in my class. Found a hair tie at his house with a blondish hair on it as well.) The second guy lives across the parking lot from me- dresses hotley, also gorgeous, doesnt dance but can move- have more in common with each other- (downfall: Has on again off again gf that lives in the bay- only get together when they see each other occasionally.) Texas ranger who is the first guy, hot kisser but flakey. The chad, second guy- not flakey and got naked together last saturday. We were both tooooo drunk to do anything else. lol... By the time the clothes came off we were both so tired- we just cuddled and passed out. He's super funny and sarcastic too. Love it.

So here is how saturday went:

went dancing, and took Texas ranger and the chad and Chad's roomate mike. Texas ranger and I danced- chad played pool, and at one point chad got me alone and was like- so I may not dance but I've got moves in other places- and pushes me against the wall and kisses me. (thus lead to the night of nakedness.) TR and I have been hanging for a few weeks- lots of kissing- super hot- we do spontaneous things like lay in the middle of the road and try not to get run over and watch the stars.

So I decided to hang out with both of them- Tonight I'm chilling with Chad- Tomorrow I'm going out with TR- and we shall see how it pans out.

Saw the ex on saturday- drove thru san fran and had breakfast- told me he still loves me. The day before that I went to see carolyn in her new digs- and her house-mate is the bar tender that I lost my v-card to years ago- so It was akward seeing him- and then Ryan drove through town but I missed him- thankfully. Holy men.

Dancing is going great- teaching in town and have 50 people in my beg/inter class. Turns out Salsa is the it thing.

I think I might spend next summer In Boston with my aunt nancy- plus I'm going to spain with school for two weeks to go to dance camp in barcelona- LOVE IT!

Thats it for the time being- if anyone needs a place to go to for Thanksgiving come to santa barbara- its going to be me and my parents- they would love the extras!

off to go teach my ballroom class. Who would have thought teaching the waltz to boys could be soo difficult.?
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Subject:Down the rabbit hole
Time:10:48 am
Current Mood:impressedimpressed
Alice went to wonderland saturday night. Communism can do that to you. I also got a taste of the vibrating tongue stud, or he got a taste, or whatever. Let's just say vibrators are even better when attached to a brain. Sweetness
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Subject:I'm a frat boy dreaming of Alice
Time:11:31 am
Played the blue lagoon drinking game with Alice and a bunch of other people last night. (We need to play this, it's ridiculous and wonderful, you basically drink the entire time.) Drank a lot with him. I had a six pack and he had a bottle and a half of chuck. I brought him back to my place and lets just say that bob rubbed off a little on me because about an hour into making out in the skivvies I sit up and say, "So, do you want to have sex or what?" and he GIGGLES! I'm sure if the lights had been on I would have seen a blush. I AM SUCH A FREAKING FRAT BOY! I totally felt like I was pressuring him so I handed him a condom and said "whenever/if you want to" AND WE DIDN'T! HAHAHAHAHAHAHa. so yeah, it was fun still and we're hanging out tonight after scam fest. I'm prepared to wait until he's comfortable.
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Subject:NEW
Time:12:05 am
so Kelly and I are gonna start a public access show...

you should join www.livejournal.com/community/publicaccess if you want to add sketches... or just read what David and I write about at 3am

-chel
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Subject:The details
Time:10:56 pm
Stephen Roland Beaumier, aka Steve

24 years old

6'1- Curly blondish hair, skinnyish and smells lovely

From New Hampshire, but now living in San Fransisco

Chef at cute hip restuarant called 2223 on Market street in the Castro.

Made me a killer dinner of roasted red peppers filled with risotto, cheese, veggies with rosemary potatoes on the side. Made me second amazing dinner of ravioli with a creamy pesto sauce with asparagus, sun dried tomatoes, zucchini and other lovely herbs, and asiago cheese.

He has cooked for my dad and said he has great potential. Mom and carolyn like him and so does the dog!

Amazing kisser, amazing in bed, thinks I'm beautiful and told me, and I quote, " You are the only person I have been with that I can be really be ME. You are a keeper and I'm not letting you go. "

he hates to shower too!

unlocks my door, holds my purse with out asking, and holds my hand and kisses in public. The best part: if we're walking and we get seperated, he always seems to find my hand and kisses me on the fore head.

Weird thing is that I feel empty when he's not around and miss how my head fits perfectly on his shoulder.

He humors me and plays the punch buggy game with me.

He's taking Salsa lessons so we can go out together

He's a butt man!!!

I like him. A whole bunch. I'ts kinda freaking me out. I mean. I REALLY like him....
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Time:07:25 am
So uh, in case you don't know- Basically he is amazing, I am very close to being in love with him, AND HE IS A CHEF!!!!!!!! ( to bad he lives in san fransisco.)
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Subject:join?
Time:08:39 pm
Hey....not related...but you wanna join: http://www.livejournal.com/community/whatsworse/ ?

So Kelly and I can battle if having your sneezes sound like bowling pins crashing, or having retractable turtles on your feet is cooler....

Rock on.

-Chelsea
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Time:09:18 pm
Just in case anyone was curious to my sex life at the moment:


yep. nothing.


Just thought you all would like to know, seeing as how i'm sure you are on the edge of your seats.
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Subject:OH MY GOD
Time:08:39 pm
SO there must be something wrong with me. Maybe its the lack of sex in my life- its been a month since I've had it- but i had the most disturbing dream. I want an analysis from you all. Here we go:

I was running late for work- nannying and I had a corona in my hand- un opened. I got to work which turned out to be a day care facility and thought my boss would be mad if I showed up to work with a corona in my hand so I was looking for places to hide it in some room, and I'm late as it is. so i finally find a place in what looked like a master bedroom- and, I know you are all going to pee yourselfs, or just vomit- and mcgyver was on the floor. Just sitting, and chilling, with the mullet. Then were making out, and then he eats me out and right as I'm going to come- i hear what i think is my boss, throw on my pants and go to work. Then I wake up. EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW. EEEEEWWWW. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?! COME ON!
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Time:08:03 pm
So the last night with bob was amazing. He took me out to San Biag's and we all know how that steals my heart. He actually loved it too. The sex was great. Sorry to go into details but this was fucking ridiculous so I must share. At one point I guess it was getting a bit to hot because he all of a sudden says, "uh oh, I think we need to slow down" and then about a minute later he says, "SHIT!" it was hilarious. I've never had that reaction before. It was great too because the next time he was so bent on making it last as long as possible he gave me a record number. Also funny moment, after I gave him a little personal one way lovin, if you catch my drift, he said in the sweetest little voice "Thank you, that was really great!" aw gee. I've found (sorry nic, more penis talk) that it's way easier to go down on a guy if you're both on your knees and you bend over, then you can reach the, dare I mention it, perineum (you know the tant, bunkous, brundle), dude that thing does fuckin wonders. So yeah, the night was blissful and I was really sad to make him get up at 7 to bring me back so I could pack out. the good bye basically went:

Bob- so . . . it's been real
Kelly- yeah it's been real
Bob- keep in touch
Kelly- it'll have to be you who does, I'm not living in the backwoods
Bob- haha, right. bye
Kelly- bye

I'm proud to say, I did not cry, although I didn't feel this bad leaving Tim and Nick combined (and I cried just a little both those times). I guess it takes a lot for me to now. I'm still pretty depressed. I just have this dread that I'll never find a guy like him again. He really was my type, I guess, if I have one. And now I feel like I have nothing to look forward to in the next three months to a year. Not that boys should be everything, I'm just not looking forward to doing school and a boring job all summer while living with the two lovebirds (no offense Jess, I'm happy to be living with you, I'll be just a little sad for me sometimes). And then I have a year left of college, which is going to be the hardest ever and although I'm excited most everyone will be back I have a feeling I'll be so busy I won't be able to actually enjoy my last year before joining the real world. I have very little hope of seeing him again. and if I do it'll be because he comes to visit Ben next year sometime and then it'll probably be weird. I'm sure he never even thought more of me than a fuck buddy. grrrr Why do I always find the almost unavailable guys, just so I get teased and then they have to leave (or I have to) well, I guess that's just the way my life goes. figures
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